yves & Wiš'adel

[noirges]

yes i copied from the statuses

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[noirges]

[ so obviously teasing: ] Do you think you can fall in love with me?

[sarkazm]

Come on. Do you really think I could with anyone?

I've seen worse, I can promise you that. My scars are basically nothing compared to what it can be like.

[a little gesture of her right arm, with its three crystal lines.]

[noirges]

I do. [ with his whole fucking heart ] I really do still think you can fall in love.

[ but he still shakes his head ]

I know that what you're saying is also probably true, but... I'd rather not. Sorry.

[sarkazm]

Don't 'sorry' me. It's yours to deny, isn't it?

[be unapologetic! don't give people shit!! c'mon, man.]

[noirges]

But it made me happy you wanted to know something about me....

[ ok he's being sincere but he's also clearly saying it this sweetly knowing it'll annoy her and it's funny ]

[sarkazm]

Say that again. I'll give you a scar you can really worry about.

[YOUUUU]

[noirges]

[ he's laughing ]

I can't tease you a little?

[sarkazm]

Oh, you can. You're just gonna have to accept whatever consequences come from it!

[noirges]

Am I going to be your next sparring buddy?

[sarkazm]

I don't know. Do you really think that you could handle me?

[noirges]

I think I'm tougher than most people give me credit for.

[ and bc you're canon familiar i can talk about how funny this is when yves can't fucking feel pain ]

[sarkazm]

[IT REALLY IIIIIS this fucking twink]

We could test that. Fair warning, though-- I don't hold back.

[noirges]

[ AT LEAST MAKE HIM A TWUNK HE'S SECOND STRONGEST IN THE CORPS AFTER ADOLPHE ]

I wouldn't expect you to.

[sarkazm]

Pick a time and place, then. And no practice weapons!

[that's just LAME.]

[noirges]

I don't even have a normal weapon...

How about... Sunday? Evening?

[sarkazm]

You're really not in any hurry, huh...

Fine, fine, Sunday.

[and then she gets mcfucked up]