yves & dan

[noirges]

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[foreverphantom]

[ pulls a sewing needle out of nowhere and immediately tries to pop yves's balloon. ]

No.

[noirges]

[ aw popped

he startles but otherwise doesn't seem too bothered ]

... is there anything you do like?

[foreverphantom]

I liked popping your balloon.

[noirges]

Do you want me to get another?

[foreverphantom]

Why? You know I'm just going to pop that one too, right?

[noirges]

[ nods ]

I know.

[foreverphantom]

... [ huffs and slumps, folding his arms ] Well, then it's no fun anymore.

[noirges]

[ looks thoughtful ]

So you need to surprise me to make it fun for you?

[foreverphantom]

No. Scaring you would make it fun for me.

[ the fact that yves is just calling it a "surprise" is kind of making him feel like a toddler who's being humored. ]

[noirges]

I'm not easily frightened, but you can try.

[foreverphantom]

I'm going to make you scared to sleep at night, mark my words.

[noirges]

Okay!

[foreverphantom]

[ grits his teeth as the anger mounts

kicks him in the shins ]

[noirges]

[ rolls an 11? okay mid

yves can get grazed though he will jump to avoid it ]

Whoa!

I don't think that's very scary, if that's what you're trying for.

[foreverphantom]

[ well. unfortunately. this sets him off.

lunges for yves like a wild animal ]

[noirges]

[ help???

at least adolphe warned yves about this and he'll just move to dodge out of the way, looking startled ]

This is what you enjoy?

[foreverphantom]

I'd enjoy it a lot more if I could get you!