MARCOH AND URUHA DATE YAYYYY YAY
[ can you believe he has to fucking wait for marcoh to stop being a llama for this date to proceed
HE'S NOT GOING TO LET IT DETER HIM. he will tell them both to meet him at the boardwalk in bikini bottom!! ]
You already both look so good! Perfect date energy! I've texted Uruha a list of possible date ideas so that you can have some fun, but you know each other best. A nighttime date by the sea is already the best vibes!
[ the text to uruha says:
♥ Date Ideas ♥
- arcade game competition (whoever loses has to do follow one order by the winner)
- dance at the soundstage (less eyes on you compared to the ball!)
- sparklers & fireworks at the beach (I left you some kits on a blanket!)
- just enjoy each other's company as you already do! ]
Here's everything you need.
[ and he will offer a small unobtrusive bag with hankies, cough drops, medicine, and breath mints.
i wish i could say he brought lube and condoms but he's far too polite!!!!!!! ]
Have fun! See you later!
[ he waves and leaves them to it!!
also koharu is here. they are going to be in the background taking notes like in a shoujo manga. ignore them. ]
HE'S NOT GOING TO LET IT DETER HIM. he will tell them both to meet him at the boardwalk in bikini bottom!! ]
You already both look so good! Perfect date energy! I've texted Uruha a list of possible date ideas so that you can have some fun, but you know each other best. A nighttime date by the sea is already the best vibes!
[ the text to uruha says:
♥ Date Ideas ♥
- arcade game competition (whoever loses has to do follow one order by the winner)
- dance at the soundstage (less eyes on you compared to the ball!)
- sparklers & fireworks at the beach (I left you some kits on a blanket!)
- just enjoy each other's company as you already do! ]
Here's everything you need.
[ and he will offer a small unobtrusive bag with hankies, cough drops, medicine, and breath mints.
i wish i could say he brought lube and condoms but he's far too polite!!!!!!! ]
Have fun! See you later!
[ he waves and leaves them to it!!
also koharu is here. they are going to be in the background taking notes like in a shoujo manga. ignore them. ]

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[holds the lit sparkler out towards him.]
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Very much quietly watching these mini-fireworks sparkles fly off. ]
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uruha did not do that! probably. he is less stupid than me. he lights a sparkler for himself as well, doing a few idle waves in the air, cutting through with light.]
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Marcoh's is dying out but he doesn't seem to notice because he just watches Uruha draw out stuff in the air with his, and he's distracted in a moment just looking at this instead. ]
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also that's gay, marcoh. anyhow, uruha does this for a bit, before something seems to occur to him.]
By the way, dearest, before I forget—I assume you're coming with me again tomorrow night? Unless you've got other plans now.
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Yeah, unless it turns out I have to belt you to a hospital bed or something.
[ Listen he is genuinely mildly anxious about this despite trying to come off as somewhat flippant about it. Forget about the date, remembering that this is the last day of their 'peaceful' half of the week is a bit sobering. ]
You have thoughts?
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Not really, although I take it you have the same preferences? If there's anywhere you wanna go, feel free to choose.
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Not too far.
[ Saber was like why do people keep curfewing in fuck-off far spots when people keep dying in the shiny new places and you know what they're so right. ]
But I trust your choices.
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All right. If you want to be with Yves [hi yves] and the others again, let me know.
[a beat, and then wryly,]
Maybe not with fifteen people this time, though.
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Only if you're coming with, or I know you're staying with someone too.
[ But you already know the answer. He does give off a brief dead inside kind of energy with the last mention though. ]
When friends of friends all come after each other to one place...
[ Oops the codependency network, ]
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I think it helped you guys last week to have more people, which I'm glad for, but also, it's a bit much.
[uruha does actually like people but hanging out in large groups gives him complicated feelings sometimes.]
Could always do one of the gardens again.
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[ Marcoh assuming slash imagining him having a OOOOOO I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE 🥺🥺🥺 type of reaction. He's mutedly amused. ]
The gardens is good.
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[it's fine.]
Flower again or vegetable one this time, dearest?
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[ The Uruha invitation list... exclusive...
There's like a small conflict of basically the reaction of 'you little shit' but also something begrudgingly endeared by Uruha committing to this bit. ]
Do you think the chao work so late?
[ They're cute... convince them all to take a work break please do not be up during murder night. ]
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[you gave this order, marcoh!! live with it!!]
I'm not sure what chao labour laws exist in this realm.
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Works for me, dearest.
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Can I take back winning? I will return the prize.
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No takebacks. You made your bed, now lie in it—dearest.
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[ Can't figure out if his one and only joke flew over Uruha's head or he's just firing back. ]
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now it's hitting him and he's like holy shit did marcoh just make a joke also you know koharu is right there—]
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