yves & Wiš'adel

[noirges]

yes i copied from the statuses

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[sarkazm]

All right, what is it? Secret serial killer past? Some other heinous crime you pulled off by looking like some sweet, innocent guy? It'd have to be something like that, right?

[noirges]

[ huffs a laugh no that's other routes silly wis'adel ]

An abnormal scar that made people think that I'm a puppet of Death, cursed and certainly doomed to harm them.

[sarkazm]

Oh. So everyone where you live is insane! Got it.

[noirges]

[ they are

he laughs a bit ]

I think... they're probably just all doing their best, and don't know how to wrestle with what they don't understand.

[sarkazm]

There you go again, being all forgiving about it! I could get it if they just couldn't deal with the way you never even get mad, but over a scar?

[it's stupid.]

[noirges]

I guess they just weren't thinking as clearly as you are, Wiš'adel.

[ but... he does appreciate it ]

... thanks for saying so anyway.

[sarkazm]

Obviously they weren't!

[huffs. don't thank her for saying something that shouldn't have to be said.

...]

Hey. Can I see?

[noirges]

[ so obviously teasing: ] Do you think you can fall in love with me?

[sarkazm]

Come on. Do you really think I could with anyone?

I've seen worse, I can promise you that. My scars are basically nothing compared to what it can be like.

[a little gesture of her right arm, with its three crystal lines.]

[noirges]

I do. [ with his whole fucking heart ] I really do still think you can fall in love.

[ but he still shakes his head ]

I know that what you're saying is also probably true, but... I'd rather not. Sorry.

[sarkazm]

Don't 'sorry' me. It's yours to deny, isn't it?

[be unapologetic! don't give people shit!! c'mon, man.]

[noirges]

But it made me happy you wanted to know something about me....

[ ok he's being sincere but he's also clearly saying it this sweetly knowing it'll annoy her and it's funny ]

[sarkazm]

Say that again. I'll give you a scar you can really worry about.

[YOUUUU]

[noirges]

[ he's laughing ]

I can't tease you a little?

[sarkazm]

Oh, you can. You're just gonna have to accept whatever consequences come from it!

[noirges]

Am I going to be your next sparring buddy?

[sarkazm]

I don't know. Do you really think that you could handle me?

[noirges]

I think I'm tougher than most people give me credit for.

[ and bc you're canon familiar i can talk about how funny this is when yves can't fucking feel pain ]

[sarkazm]

[IT REALLY IIIIIS this fucking twink]

We could test that. Fair warning, though-- I don't hold back.

[noirges]

[ AT LEAST MAKE HIM A TWUNK HE'S SECOND STRONGEST IN THE CORPS AFTER ADOLPHE ]

I wouldn't expect you to.

[sarkazm]

Pick a time and place, then. And no practice weapons!

[that's just LAME.]

[noirges]

I don't even have a normal weapon...

How about... Sunday? Evening?

[sarkazm]

You're really not in any hurry, huh...

Fine, fine, Sunday.

[and then she gets mcfucked up]