MARCOH AND URUHA DATE YAYYYY YAY

[noirges]

[ can you believe he has to fucking wait for marcoh to stop being a llama for this date to proceed

HE'S NOT GOING TO LET IT DETER HIM. he will tell them both to meet him at the boardwalk in bikini bottom!! ]

You already both look so good! Perfect date energy! I've texted Uruha a list of possible date ideas so that you can have some fun, but you know each other best. A nighttime date by the sea is already the best vibes!

[ the text to uruha says:

♥ Date Ideas ♥
- arcade game competition (whoever loses has to do follow one order by the winner)
- dance at the soundstage (less eyes on you compared to the ball!)
- sparklers & fireworks at the beach (I left you some kits on a blanket!)
- just enjoy each other's company as you already do! ]

Here's everything you need.

[ and he will offer a small unobtrusive bag with hankies, cough drops, medicine, and breath mints.

i wish i could say he brought lube and condoms but he's far too polite!!!!!!! ]

Have fun! See you later!

[ he waves and leaves them to it!!




also koharu is here. they are going to be in the background taking notes like in a shoujo manga. ignore them. ]

Comments

[kumeyuri]

Huh?

[OF ALL THINGS, HE WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.]

[boxcar]

[ TRULY THE VIBES THAT STRUGGLE BETWEEN this might be funny and embarrassing for Uruha but also this is truly such a mutually-assured destruction sort of dare increase.

Holds a straight face with all willpower. ]

[kumeyuri]

[




this truly is embarrassing but if this will kill marcoh too, then you know what, he'll go for that mutually assured destruction out of sheer stubbornness.]

... Well, I'm a man of my word, and I won't back down. Give your order.

[boxcar]

Pick a pet name then. And use it for the rest of the date.

[ The frequency is up to Uruha he's not going to say he has to do it EVERY mention, but the duration is fair he thinks. ]

[kumeyuri]

...

Wow, this really is killing me, so you picked your order well. Anyway, I'll do it, but let's get out of here first—I cannot think in this noise.

[AS HE TRIES TO COME UP WITH A PET NAME DEAR GOD.]

[boxcar]

[ He knows Uruha is going to fucking come for his life in a second but for now there is just. Definite burst of amusement. It's even enough to show on his face, that's a lot. He's next to never a little shit and yet here we are. He will perhaps contemplate an apology later. ]

Alright.

[ Let's scoot out of this accursed arcade. ]

[kumeyuri]

[scooting out... you can basically see it on uruha's face as he contemplates if he wants to go with a normal pet name to spare them both, relatively speaking, or if he should just go for something embarrassing and see if he can kill marcoh faster than he'll take himself down.]

[boxcar]

[ O h b o y . . .

Well they can exit the boardwalk and check out the other thing Yves mentioned? Apparently he left a 'kit' out for them on the beach, whatever that means (that's Marcoh's thoughts). Looking for the blanket in question, safe from other curious beach eyes by the power of PCs. Just going ahead and checking it out.

Sparklers... the emotion can basically be summed as 'what do I do with these'. ]

[kumeyuri]

[he looks down at the sparklers, before back up at marcoh.]

Have you never used a sparkler before? [a beat, and then deliberately emphasized,] Dearest?

[in the end he has decided that short of treating this like a life or death situation where he locks in, marcoh has the better pokerface between the two of them so being too embarrassing will probably just destroy uruha faster. instead, he's going to try and win "this isn't a fight" WIN by making this as sappy as possible.]

[boxcar]

[ He was going to answer normally but then he just makes a weird NGUH type noise that's also half a startled laugh because the fact that Uruha decided to really go with some Bridgerton hetero-ass nonsense is the funniest possible choice he could have made. Doesn't look up because he needs a moment. ]

[kumeyuri]

[he decides to take this as a victory and lights a sparkler while marcoh is doing this.]

[boxcar]

[ He's debating how deep of a hole he can, or should dig with this. Icarus, your wax wings. ]

...No.

[ Steadily, holding back for now. ]

Not really.

[kumeyuri]

Here, then.

[holds the lit sparkler out towards him.]

[boxcar]

[ Accepts it... holding it by its end with an appropriate amount of care. It's more like he's only ever seen things like fireworks and firecrackers in a more harmful setting so he is maybe a bit overly cautious with this version that's made to be for fun and as a toy. Better than the opposite though tbf.

Very much quietly watching these mini-fireworks sparkles fly off. ]

[kumeyuri]

[that's wise, marcoh. thinks of how the first and only time i held a sparkler as a kid, i randomly got the bright idea of pinching the sparkling end. anyway unsurprisingly i burned my fingers.

uruha did not do that! probably. he is less stupid than me. he lights a sparkler for himself as well, doing a few idle waves in the air, cutting through with light.]

[boxcar]

[ Jan........ I had pretty good fireworks safety as a kid I was good. I used to play with them every other summer...

Marcoh's is dying out but he doesn't seem to notice because he just watches Uruha draw out stuff in the air with his, and he's distracted in a moment just looking at this instead. ]

[kumeyuri]

[:pensive:

also that's gay, marcoh. anyhow, uruha does this for a bit, before something seems to occur to him.]

By the way, dearest, before I forget—I assume you're coming with me again tomorrow night? Unless you've got other plans now.

[boxcar]

[ Thanks for noticing except the gross emphasis breaks him out of his immersion. He snorts. ]

Yeah, unless it turns out I have to belt you to a hospital bed or something.

[ Listen he is genuinely mildly anxious about this despite trying to come off as somewhat flippant about it. Forget about the date, remembering that this is the last day of their 'peaceful' half of the week is a bit sobering. ]

You have thoughts?

[kumeyuri]

[he balances his sparkler between his fingers so that he can light another one for marcoh, since his is dying out.]

Not really, although I take it you have the same preferences? If there's anywhere you wanna go, feel free to choose.

[boxcar]

[ Holds this up, looking at the sparks. Uruha's silhouette is somewhere behind these lights. ]

Not too far.

[ Saber was like why do people keep curfewing in fuck-off far spots when people keep dying in the shiny new places and you know what they're so right. ]

But I trust your choices.

[kumeyuri]

[THE WAY SABER AND URUHA ALSO HAD THIS TALK they are so right for it it's true.]

All right. If you want to be with Yves [hi yves] and the others again, let me know.

[a beat, and then wryly,]

Maybe not with fifteen people this time, though.

[boxcar]

[ Saber really going around being like we're idiots for curfewing in the shiny places just stay in your rooms. ]

Only if you're coming with, or I know you're staying with someone too.

[ But you already know the answer. He does give off a brief dead inside kind of energy with the last mention though. ]

When friends of friends all come after each other to one place...

[ Oops the codependency network, ]

[kumeyuri]

[with a little wave of his sparkler,]

I think it helped you guys last week to have more people, which I'm glad for, but also, it's a bit much.

[uruha does actually like people but hanging out in large groups gives him complicated feelings sometimes.]

Could always do one of the gardens again.

[boxcar]

You know Yves is right there.

[ Marcoh assuming slash imagining him having a OOOOOO I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE 🥺🥺🥺 type of reaction. He's mutedly amused. ]

The gardens is good.

[kumeyuri]

Well, this is his and Koharu-chan's invitation to come along if they want.

[it's fine.]

Flower again or vegetable one this time, dearest?