MARCOH AND URUHA DATE YAYYYY YAY

[noirges]

[ can you believe he has to fucking wait for marcoh to stop being a llama for this date to proceed

HE'S NOT GOING TO LET IT DETER HIM. he will tell them both to meet him at the boardwalk in bikini bottom!! ]

You already both look so good! Perfect date energy! I've texted Uruha a list of possible date ideas so that you can have some fun, but you know each other best. A nighttime date by the sea is already the best vibes!

[ the text to uruha says:

♥ Date Ideas ♥
- arcade game competition (whoever loses has to do follow one order by the winner)
- dance at the soundstage (less eyes on you compared to the ball!)
- sparklers & fireworks at the beach (I left you some kits on a blanket!)
- just enjoy each other's company as you already do! ]

Here's everything you need.

[ and he will offer a small unobtrusive bag with hankies, cough drops, medicine, and breath mints.

i wish i could say he brought lube and condoms but he's far too polite!!!!!!! ]

Have fun! See you later!

[ he waves and leaves them to it!!




also koharu is here. they are going to be in the background taking notes like in a shoujo manga. ignore them. ]

Comments

[boxcar]

[ Speak of the devil. He gives Uruha another one of these cough drops. Actually just gives him the whole packet, this is yours. ]

Sounds fair. You can pick the next.

[kumeyuri]

[takes it and lowers his mask for a sec to pop it into his mouth.]

We can stick with this one, if that's simplest.

[







i might be suggesting this because i, jan, completely blanked on any other games]

[boxcar]

[ Imagine I said we HAVE to play Taiko no Tatsujin. Unfortunately Marcoh somehow has had to play TnT TWICE in this game and he is cognisant that he fucking sucks at rhythm games so he's not going to. ]

Alright. Best two out of three then.

[



Gets a perfect score on the second game and then proceeds to not hit a single one in the third game what is happening. ]

[kumeyuri]

[well, uruha does badly on the second one and then absolutely crushes marcoh in the third one ig. but since it was best of three and marcoh won two of them, congrats on being the winner, marcoh!! all things considered they didn't actually have to play the third round since uruha already lost two but it's fine. now you have to think of an order, lowe.





anyway uruha just clicks his tongue, although the vibes are that he isn't seriously affronted he is just a mildly sore loser on principle.]

[boxcar]

[ It really does just come off like Uruha fucking went absolutely apeshit on the third game specifically to save his pride. Marcoh is extremely mildly dissatisfied at having lost the third round so absolutely but there's definitely a thrum of amusement in there. ]

What are you proving a point for?

[kumeyuri]

Nothing. [a huff.] Just let me know what your order is when you think of it.

[boxcar]

[ Well

He's clearly like

debating... he maybe has an idea but it is truly mutually-assured destruction. There's small blips of amusement combined with uncertainty that has a small touch of embarrassment to it. ]

[kumeyuri]

[what are these emotions you're going through. uruha raises an eyebrow.]

Whisper it to me if you don't want those two hearing?

[boxcar]

Even if I did, if you do it it's not going to be a secret for long.

[ Because this truly is an order-punishment he's particularly considering because Yves and Koharu are here. He's clearly unsure whether he should find it funny or mortifying as he even says it because it's kind of equal parts both. ]

How do you feel about a pet name?

[kumeyuri]

Huh?

[OF ALL THINGS, HE WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.]

[boxcar]

[ TRULY THE VIBES THAT STRUGGLE BETWEEN this might be funny and embarrassing for Uruha but also this is truly such a mutually-assured destruction sort of dare increase.

Holds a straight face with all willpower. ]

[kumeyuri]

[




this truly is embarrassing but if this will kill marcoh too, then you know what, he'll go for that mutually assured destruction out of sheer stubbornness.]

... Well, I'm a man of my word, and I won't back down. Give your order.

[boxcar]

Pick a pet name then. And use it for the rest of the date.

[ The frequency is up to Uruha he's not going to say he has to do it EVERY mention, but the duration is fair he thinks. ]

[kumeyuri]

...

Wow, this really is killing me, so you picked your order well. Anyway, I'll do it, but let's get out of here first—I cannot think in this noise.

[AS HE TRIES TO COME UP WITH A PET NAME DEAR GOD.]

[boxcar]

[ He knows Uruha is going to fucking come for his life in a second but for now there is just. Definite burst of amusement. It's even enough to show on his face, that's a lot. He's next to never a little shit and yet here we are. He will perhaps contemplate an apology later. ]

Alright.

[ Let's scoot out of this accursed arcade. ]

[kumeyuri]

[scooting out... you can basically see it on uruha's face as he contemplates if he wants to go with a normal pet name to spare them both, relatively speaking, or if he should just go for something embarrassing and see if he can kill marcoh faster than he'll take himself down.]

[boxcar]

[ O h b o y . . .

Well they can exit the boardwalk and check out the other thing Yves mentioned? Apparently he left a 'kit' out for them on the beach, whatever that means (that's Marcoh's thoughts). Looking for the blanket in question, safe from other curious beach eyes by the power of PCs. Just going ahead and checking it out.

Sparklers... the emotion can basically be summed as 'what do I do with these'. ]

[kumeyuri]

[he looks down at the sparklers, before back up at marcoh.]

Have you never used a sparkler before? [a beat, and then deliberately emphasized,] Dearest?

[in the end he has decided that short of treating this like a life or death situation where he locks in, marcoh has the better pokerface between the two of them so being too embarrassing will probably just destroy uruha faster. instead, he's going to try and win "this isn't a fight" WIN by making this as sappy as possible.]

[boxcar]

[ He was going to answer normally but then he just makes a weird NGUH type noise that's also half a startled laugh because the fact that Uruha decided to really go with some Bridgerton hetero-ass nonsense is the funniest possible choice he could have made. Doesn't look up because he needs a moment. ]

[kumeyuri]

[he decides to take this as a victory and lights a sparkler while marcoh is doing this.]

[boxcar]

[ He's debating how deep of a hole he can, or should dig with this. Icarus, your wax wings. ]

...No.

[ Steadily, holding back for now. ]

Not really.

[kumeyuri]

Here, then.

[holds the lit sparkler out towards him.]

[boxcar]

[ Accepts it... holding it by its end with an appropriate amount of care. It's more like he's only ever seen things like fireworks and firecrackers in a more harmful setting so he is maybe a bit overly cautious with this version that's made to be for fun and as a toy. Better than the opposite though tbf.

Very much quietly watching these mini-fireworks sparkles fly off. ]

[kumeyuri]

[that's wise, marcoh. thinks of how the first and only time i held a sparkler as a kid, i randomly got the bright idea of pinching the sparkling end. anyway unsurprisingly i burned my fingers.

uruha did not do that! probably. he is less stupid than me. he lights a sparkler for himself as well, doing a few idle waves in the air, cutting through with light.]

[boxcar]

[ Jan........ I had pretty good fireworks safety as a kid I was good. I used to play with them every other summer...

Marcoh's is dying out but he doesn't seem to notice because he just watches Uruha draw out stuff in the air with his, and he's distracted in a moment just looking at this instead. ]