MARCOH AND URUHA DATE YAYYYY YAY

[noirges]

[ can you believe he has to fucking wait for marcoh to stop being a llama for this date to proceed

HE'S NOT GOING TO LET IT DETER HIM. he will tell them both to meet him at the boardwalk in bikini bottom!! ]

You already both look so good! Perfect date energy! I've texted Uruha a list of possible date ideas so that you can have some fun, but you know each other best. A nighttime date by the sea is already the best vibes!

[ the text to uruha says:

♥ Date Ideas ♥
- arcade game competition (whoever loses has to do follow one order by the winner)
- dance at the soundstage (less eyes on you compared to the ball!)
- sparklers & fireworks at the beach (I left you some kits on a blanket!)
- just enjoy each other's company as you already do! ]

Here's everything you need.

[ and he will offer a small unobtrusive bag with hankies, cough drops, medicine, and breath mints.

i wish i could say he brought lube and condoms but he's far too polite!!!!!!! ]

Have fun! See you later!

[ he waves and leaves them to it!!




also koharu is here. they are going to be in the background taking notes like in a shoujo manga. ignore them. ]

Comments

[kumeyuri]

You're not wrong, but I'm still a little offended...

[no unfortunately he is aware that marcoh would absolutely kick his ass in a punching game which means he refuses to do it.]

Oh, right, the "order". Well, what do you want it to be?

[boxcar]

No you aren't. It is like if I chose a sword-fighting game.

[ Do those exist? He looks around but then back to whack-a-gator. ]

If it is something I want, does it not defeat the purpose of trying to not lose?

[kumeyuri]

I'd be offended if you chose a sword-fighting game too, since that'd just make it seem like you're going easy on me.

[SO URUHA IS JUST IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE, REALLY. he coughs.]

Hm... well, I already feel like I could probably get you to do most things I want even without making a deal...

[boxcar]

Are you saying I am easy?

[ Rude! No heat behind this. ]

I can play along the rules of a game. I'll be difficult on purpose -- unless you win.

[kumeyuri]

I'm calling you a kind person who likes to help others—but yeah, maybe easy.

[teasing.]

Fine. Then, I'll think of the order afterwards if I win.

[boxcar]

[ The amount of chaos I could cause by demanding a kiss as his half but he wouldn't do this but it'd be funny. No he has to think because he doesn't usually play these sorts of games so he has to consider what's really a good loser's punishment, especially when Uruha is still sneezing and coughing.

Well, he idly picks up a hammer for now. ]

More time to think then.

[ Are we ready. ]

[kumeyuri]

[help. anyway uruha also doesn't generally do these kinds of things so yeah he's coming up with a blank.

but he picks up a hammer.]

Let's do it.

[weady...]

[boxcar]

[ An 18 for some reason even though I'm like God don't do this to me I'm so bad at coming up with dares in party games as it is. ]

[kumeyuri]

[that's a mood but thank god i rolled a 4 so marcoh wins.]

[boxcar]

[ Fuck off . . . even if Marcoh is like, not quite smug but like, a baby version of smug as his number is higher. ]

One, zero so far.

[kumeyuri]

[elbows him lightly in indignation.]

How many rounds are we doing anyway?

[boxcar]

How long should a "date" go on for?




[ Lowkey a stranger to dates . . . is it just until Yves and Koharu get bored? Is there a time limit they're going to cut off the observation power hour by? Is it just until a reasonable bedtime... thinking about how Dana wrote 'Yves would also give them lube and condoms but he's too polite' and me like pikagasp but Koharu...... ]

[kumeyuri]

[IMAGINE GIVING LUBE AND CONDOMS WHEN KOHARU IS HERE.]

Well, we don't need to be playing games the entire time. We can do something else after, like the fireworks Yves set up or whatever.

Though I'm not exactly sure of the length of a date with chaperones either.

[truly is it until yves and koharu get bored...]

[boxcar]

[ That's their babygirl . . . . . . go away Anais.

Well. He glances back to where they're fervently taking notes if the header is to be believed. ]

Until we're tired then. Probably shouldn't stay up too late anyway while you still are coughing.

[kumeyuri]

Sure thing. [speaking of which, coughs into mask. blames marcoh for bringing it up and summoning that urge.] Then, best of three, and we can move onto something else afterwards?

[boxcar]

[ Speak of the devil. He gives Uruha another one of these cough drops. Actually just gives him the whole packet, this is yours. ]

Sounds fair. You can pick the next.

[kumeyuri]

[takes it and lowers his mask for a sec to pop it into his mouth.]

We can stick with this one, if that's simplest.

[







i might be suggesting this because i, jan, completely blanked on any other games]

[boxcar]

[ Imagine I said we HAVE to play Taiko no Tatsujin. Unfortunately Marcoh somehow has had to play TnT TWICE in this game and he is cognisant that he fucking sucks at rhythm games so he's not going to. ]

Alright. Best two out of three then.

[



Gets a perfect score on the second game and then proceeds to not hit a single one in the third game what is happening. ]

[kumeyuri]

[well, uruha does badly on the second one and then absolutely crushes marcoh in the third one ig. but since it was best of three and marcoh won two of them, congrats on being the winner, marcoh!! all things considered they didn't actually have to play the third round since uruha already lost two but it's fine. now you have to think of an order, lowe.





anyway uruha just clicks his tongue, although the vibes are that he isn't seriously affronted he is just a mildly sore loser on principle.]

[boxcar]

[ It really does just come off like Uruha fucking went absolutely apeshit on the third game specifically to save his pride. Marcoh is extremely mildly dissatisfied at having lost the third round so absolutely but there's definitely a thrum of amusement in there. ]

What are you proving a point for?

[kumeyuri]

Nothing. [a huff.] Just let me know what your order is when you think of it.

[boxcar]

[ Well

He's clearly like

debating... he maybe has an idea but it is truly mutually-assured destruction. There's small blips of amusement combined with uncertainty that has a small touch of embarrassment to it. ]

[kumeyuri]

[what are these emotions you're going through. uruha raises an eyebrow.]

Whisper it to me if you don't want those two hearing?

[boxcar]

Even if I did, if you do it it's not going to be a secret for long.

[ Because this truly is an order-punishment he's particularly considering because Yves and Koharu are here. He's clearly unsure whether he should find it funny or mortifying as he even says it because it's kind of equal parts both. ]

How do you feel about a pet name?

[kumeyuri]

Huh?

[OF ALL THINGS, HE WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.]