MARCOH AND URUHA DATE YAYYYY YAY

[noirges]

[ can you believe he has to fucking wait for marcoh to stop being a llama for this date to proceed

HE'S NOT GOING TO LET IT DETER HIM. he will tell them both to meet him at the boardwalk in bikini bottom!! ]

You already both look so good! Perfect date energy! I've texted Uruha a list of possible date ideas so that you can have some fun, but you know each other best. A nighttime date by the sea is already the best vibes!

[ the text to uruha says:

♥ Date Ideas ♥
- arcade game competition (whoever loses has to do follow one order by the winner)
- dance at the soundstage (less eyes on you compared to the ball!)
- sparklers & fireworks at the beach (I left you some kits on a blanket!)
- just enjoy each other's company as you already do! ]

Here's everything you need.

[ and he will offer a small unobtrusive bag with hankies, cough drops, medicine, and breath mints.

i wish i could say he brought lube and condoms but he's far too polite!!!!!!! ]

Have fun! See you later!

[ he waves and leaves them to it!!




also koharu is here. they are going to be in the background taking notes like in a shoujo manga. ignore them. ]

Comments

[boxcar]

Not sure what I'd really do with those things.

[ PLASTIC TOYS... STICKY HANDS... MORE PLUSHED ANIMALS? ]

...I kind of have a lot of toy animals now?

[kumeyuri]

[






okay the mental image of this is pretty endearing, actually. uruha just smiles, amused with fond vibes.]

Well, good for your chao, right?

[boxcar]

[ Tries not to think about how one of the last times Marcoh ever saw Daigo was watching him fucking go at it on Neopets and now they both have(had) Neopets plushies. ]

Chao and Shud definitely have more than enough to keep themselves entertained while I'm out doing things like this.

[ The enrichment in Room 201... somehow it's doing okay. That being said, there's a faint pulse of amusement back from him. ]

[kumeyuri]

[NEOPETS? HELLO?]

That's good. [musing...] I could probably give my chao more things to entertain itself with...

[unless francy's about to surprise me with a stash of toys, room 306's enrichment is really like. bokken. become as swordschao.]

[boxcar]

[ Room 306 should get like a whack-a-mole but with toy wooden swords. That's the thought Marcoh is lowkey having as he looks at that ancient-ass arcade game that's like, a hammer and you gotta whack alligators. ]

You can bring yours over to play any time. I am sure they will find a way.

[kumeyuri]

I'll take you up on that offer, then. They do seem to get along pretty well.

[he follows marcoh's gaze...]

... Is that the one you wanna go with? We should probably pick something sooner or later, as I can't imagine Yves and Koharu-chan are all that interested in just watching us talk.

[boxcar]

Well I'd obliterate you in a punching bag game.

[ No he wouldn't go easy on you and Uruha would hate that anyway. ]

What is the deal then? Or will you decide the "order" afterwards?

[kumeyuri]

You're not wrong, but I'm still a little offended...

[no unfortunately he is aware that marcoh would absolutely kick his ass in a punching game which means he refuses to do it.]

Oh, right, the "order". Well, what do you want it to be?

[boxcar]

No you aren't. It is like if I chose a sword-fighting game.

[ Do those exist? He looks around but then back to whack-a-gator. ]

If it is something I want, does it not defeat the purpose of trying to not lose?

[kumeyuri]

I'd be offended if you chose a sword-fighting game too, since that'd just make it seem like you're going easy on me.

[SO URUHA IS JUST IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE, REALLY. he coughs.]

Hm... well, I already feel like I could probably get you to do most things I want even without making a deal...

[boxcar]

Are you saying I am easy?

[ Rude! No heat behind this. ]

I can play along the rules of a game. I'll be difficult on purpose -- unless you win.

[kumeyuri]

I'm calling you a kind person who likes to help others—but yeah, maybe easy.

[teasing.]

Fine. Then, I'll think of the order afterwards if I win.

[boxcar]

[ The amount of chaos I could cause by demanding a kiss as his half but he wouldn't do this but it'd be funny. No he has to think because he doesn't usually play these sorts of games so he has to consider what's really a good loser's punishment, especially when Uruha is still sneezing and coughing.

Well, he idly picks up a hammer for now. ]

More time to think then.

[ Are we ready. ]

[kumeyuri]

[help. anyway uruha also doesn't generally do these kinds of things so yeah he's coming up with a blank.

but he picks up a hammer.]

Let's do it.

[weady...]

[boxcar]

[ An 18 for some reason even though I'm like God don't do this to me I'm so bad at coming up with dares in party games as it is. ]

[kumeyuri]

[that's a mood but thank god i rolled a 4 so marcoh wins.]

[boxcar]

[ Fuck off . . . even if Marcoh is like, not quite smug but like, a baby version of smug as his number is higher. ]

One, zero so far.

[kumeyuri]

[elbows him lightly in indignation.]

How many rounds are we doing anyway?

[boxcar]

How long should a "date" go on for?




[ Lowkey a stranger to dates . . . is it just until Yves and Koharu get bored? Is there a time limit they're going to cut off the observation power hour by? Is it just until a reasonable bedtime... thinking about how Dana wrote 'Yves would also give them lube and condoms but he's too polite' and me like pikagasp but Koharu...... ]

[kumeyuri]

[IMAGINE GIVING LUBE AND CONDOMS WHEN KOHARU IS HERE.]

Well, we don't need to be playing games the entire time. We can do something else after, like the fireworks Yves set up or whatever.

Though I'm not exactly sure of the length of a date with chaperones either.

[truly is it until yves and koharu get bored...]

[boxcar]

[ That's their babygirl . . . . . . go away Anais.

Well. He glances back to where they're fervently taking notes if the header is to be believed. ]

Until we're tired then. Probably shouldn't stay up too late anyway while you still are coughing.

[kumeyuri]

Sure thing. [speaking of which, coughs into mask. blames marcoh for bringing it up and summoning that urge.] Then, best of three, and we can move onto something else afterwards?

[boxcar]

[ Speak of the devil. He gives Uruha another one of these cough drops. Actually just gives him the whole packet, this is yours. ]

Sounds fair. You can pick the next.

[kumeyuri]

[takes it and lowers his mask for a sec to pop it into his mouth.]

We can stick with this one, if that's simplest.

[







i might be suggesting this because i, jan, completely blanked on any other games]

[boxcar]

[ Imagine I said we HAVE to play Taiko no Tatsujin. Unfortunately Marcoh somehow has had to play TnT TWICE in this game and he is cognisant that he fucking sucks at rhythm games so he's not going to. ]

Alright. Best two out of three then.

[



Gets a perfect score on the second game and then proceeds to not hit a single one in the third game what is happening. ]